Shit iSay to Siri

Utilizing the iPhone 4S personal assistant software, Siri, for shits, giggles + somewhat useful requests. Submit! Submissions can also be emailed to shitisaytosiri@gmail.com. Please include your name + weblink so credit can be given where it is due. Thanks!

Oct 8
Siri’s like family

Siri’s like family


Fun with Siri

Fun with Siri


Sep 22
If Bob Marley were alive today, I bet he would get a kick out of Siri! Submitted by Ryan Shields.

If Bob Marley were alive today, I bet he would get a kick out of Siri! Submitted by Ryan Shields.


Jan 31
Siri doesn’t want me to know where she resides. Sneaky, sneaky!

Siri doesn’t want me to know where she resides. Sneaky, sneaky!



Hello, faithful Shit iSay to Siri readers. As of late, I have decided to go on a creative venture that I would like the world to see. This will be the one + only time I deviate from the posting norm on here, so I would love if you checked out my new blog, short girl, long island. Thank you for all of your submissions to Shit iSay to Siri in 2011, keep them rolling in for 2012!
- Michele, Shit iSay to Siri

stellarmichele:

http://shortgirllongisland.blogspot.com = my new blog. check it out, its a work in progress!

Hello, faithful Shit iSay to Siri readers. As of late, I have decided to go on a creative venture that I would like the world to see. This will be the one + only time I deviate from the posting norm on here, so I would love if you checked out my new blog, short girl, long island. Thank you for all of your submissions to Shit iSay to Siri in 2011, keep them rolling in for 2012!

- Michele, Shit iSay to Siri

stellarmichele:

http://shortgirllongisland.blogspot.com = my new blog. check it out, its a work in progress!


Jan 19
If the Board of Health saw this, they’d shit bricks. Also, I have been to Hurricane Grill + Wings - sperm is not on the menu.

Submitted by Nicole

If the Board of Health saw this, they’d shit bricks. Also, I have been to Hurricane Grill + Wings - sperm is not on the menu.

Submitted by Nicole


Siri doesn’t seem like the murderous type, but she scheduled it anyway.

Submitted by Stijn Gaasbeek

Siri doesn’t seem like the murderous type, but she scheduled it anyway.

Submitted by Stijn Gaasbeek


Nov 10
Another one…today Siri doesn’t seem to be in a mood to talk to me…

Another one…today Siri doesn’t seem to be in a mood to talk to me…


Hello!  I think I’m falling in love with Siri, but she’s so cold to me..
I’ll submit another pic of Siri after this one.

Hello!  I think I’m falling in love with Siri, but she’s so cold to me..

I’ll submit another pic of Siri after this one.


Nov 2
Siri avoids this question like the plague, which leads me to believe there were more gentleman on the Siri development team that women.

Submitted by Nicole H.

Siri avoids this question like the plague, which leads me to believe there were more gentleman on the Siri development team that women.

Submitted by Nicole H.


Siri can’t tell jokes + she also ruins them. Submitted by Alyssa B.

Siri can’t tell jokes + she also ruins them. Submitted by Alyssa B.


Oct 27
Hans told me this: If you want Siri to give 42 as an answer you might want to ask the right question. Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
Sweeeeeeeet. I asked, and I received. Thank you, Hans!

Hans told me this: If you want Siri to give 42 as an answer you might want to ask the right question. Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

Sweeeeeeeet. I asked, and I received. Thank you, Hans!


Oct 26
Siri knows that Woz means Steve Wozniak.

Siri knows that Woz means Steve Wozniak.


Oct 25
Siri’s predictions are more reliable than Miss Cleo.
Submitted by Nick B.

Siri’s predictions are more reliable than Miss Cleo.

Submitted by Nick B.


And not a single fuck was given that day.
Submitted by Vicky S.

And not a single fuck was given that day.

Submitted by Vicky S.


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